100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

Things Todo At Work

Ways to piddle the day away at work Worry that your shirt isn’t pressed ‘just the way you like it‘ Consider the many, many stores you will visit while shoe shopping during lunch Worship Satan on the bosses’ desk Pace the bathroom mumbling about not wanting to swim Dream about … Continue reading

DarkSuckers!

The Dark Sucker Theory For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don’t emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has … Continue reading