It seems tht a trio of buddies drove several hundred miles to their favorite fishing spot. The driver said, “Boy, am I beat!” and fell asleep immediately. The others played a joke on him: they reset his alarm clock and watch from 10 P.M. to 4:55 A.M., got undressd and … Continue reading
Q: How do elephants get there flat feet? A: Jumping out of trees Q: Why do the elephants jump out of trees? A: The hippopotamus pushes them. Q: Why do you have to be out of the forest at 5 o’clock? A: That’s when the elephants jump out of the … Continue reading
An elderly lady walked into a branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank building holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $3 million she had in the bag and open an account with the bank. She … Continue reading
Ken: What time is it? Len: 2:14 Ken: Not again! Len: What’s wrong? Ken: All day long I’ve been asking people what time it is and everybody gives me a different answer!