The 9 Types of Girlfriends

Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have” Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly Disadvantages: May wise up someday Old Yeller – “You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can’t … Continue reading

The Chain Letter Of St. Paul The Apostle To The Corinthians

The Chain Letter of Paul the Apostle to the Corinthians WITH CHARITY ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE This epistle comes to you from Philippi. Grace be to you and peace. Spiritual gifts will be delivered unto you within four days of receiving this letter–providing you in turn send it on. This … Continue reading

Life Got You Down?

If you’ve been a little depressed lately and have contemplated partaking in the bliss of death, here are a couple of cool ways to kill yourself. Even if you don’t use these exclusive royalty-free methods, remember to do it as creatively as possible. Don’t be boring and just take sleeping … Continue reading

The Anit-Chain Letter

This is a chain letter, the anti-chain letter. You will not receive any bad luck by not sending it, nor any good luck by sending it. It is recommended that you send this letter to many of your nearest friends, to encourage them not to send you any more chain … Continue reading

Sweeping (Pun)

A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. Upon hearing the sailor’s lame explanation for his tardiness, the officer ordered the sailor, “Take this broom and sweep every link … Continue reading

Christmas Shopping: A Survivor’s Guide

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it “Christmas” and went to church; the … Continue reading

Application To Live in New Jersey

NAME:__________________________ Nickname:_____________________ ADDRESS: ______________________ EXIT # __________ ______________________ ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _______Italian _______Sicilian ________Jewish BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE: a)Sewage b)Sulfur c)Garbage d)All of the above TOTAL # OF MUSCLE SHIRTS a)5 – 10 b)10 – 15 c)15 – 20 d)20 and above # OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS a)5 – 10 b)10 … Continue reading