Top 10 Diseases Popular At Westminster

Arner-Gollinger Syndrome (AR-NUR GAWL-IN-GUR) – Inability to stay off Keystone Equinexcremosis (EH-KWIN-EKS-CREH-MO-SIS) – Stepping on a road apple Cardioburgis (CAR-DEE-O-BUR-GHIS) – Heart tremors caused by too many TUB burgers Oculabilitis (AUCK-YOU-LAB-ILL-I-TIS) – Burnt retinas of those who sit in front of a Information Systems Lab computer too long Pescatosis (PES-KA-TOE-SIS) … Continue reading

men

Q – What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone? A – Divorced Q – Why are women so bad at mathematics? A – Because men keep telling them that < ------------------------------------------------------------> is six inches. Q – Why is food better than men? A – Because … Continue reading

Smurf; Biological Reproduction and Cultural Development

One of the great mysteries that has puzzled men and women of the current 15-25 year-old generation is the riddle of the smurfs. Where exactly did they come from? How on earth do they reproduce? Where did Papa Smurf come from? Is smucking a real smurf cultural event? Here, after … Continue reading

Why the chicken crossed the road

==================================== WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom … Continue reading