Quotations

“I was not lying. I said things that later seemed to be untrue.” – Richard M. Nixon “I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.” – Grouch Marx “Why hate yourself in the Morning … Continue reading

Calvin and Hobbes quotes

*”If something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.”* “Who wouldn’t be interested in everything we do?!” “You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude.” “You know you’ll hate something when they won’t tell you what it … Continue reading

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin’s teacher is finishing up her lesson, and before starting the next lesson, she asks the class if there are any questions. Calvin raises his hand, and the teacher says, “Yes, Calvin, what is your question?” So Calvin asks, “What is the meaning of human existence?” The teacher says, “I … Continue reading