Top 10 Things That Will Change Now That Mark McGwire Has Hit

George Will has something else to talk about than Clinton, Gore, and Gephardt #62 will be replayed every year until someone breaks it in 30-odd years The Cardinals *might* not suck anymore Sosa will get back to the business of getting the Cubs to the playoffs The nation will join … Continue reading

write with your other hand

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: “What about extreme … Continue reading

Four Engineers Travelling In A Car

There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. “Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says … Continue reading