Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Betther Than Jesus

No one will kill you for not drinking beer. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. Beer has never caused a major war. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves. When you have beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away. … Continue reading

Reality (Femidom)

If you’ve been keeping up with the latest developments in contraceptive technology, you know that a new female condom was put on the U.S. market last year. For those of you who can’t imagine it, the female condom looks something like a small latex windsock with a flexible ring at either end, … Continue reading

Why Beer is better than Jesus

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus ————————————————- 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves. 6. … Continue reading

My Kid Is Better Than Your Kid

These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. “My son,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a … Continue reading

Brand Name Condoms and their Slogans

Nike Condoms Just do it. Toyota Condoms Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more? Diet Pepsi Condoms You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms Once you pop, you can’t stop. Mentos Condoms The freshmaker. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms Strong … Continue reading