You know It’s Your Last Day At Work When …

You know it’s your last day at work when…. You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox. A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, “I waited on … Continue reading

Things Todo at Work to Lessen Your Stress

Write hate mail (for those who are *really* stressed: Fax/email hate mail around the world) Tacks & rubber bands= bulletin board art (bonus: earn respect from co-workers who didn’t realize you had taste) Tap dance naked on the conference room table See if you can get everyone in your office … Continue reading

How to Handle Stress PG

1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says “have a nice day” tell them you have other plans. 5. Find out what a … Continue reading

Workplace Sanity

How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document. Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but you didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling … Continue reading

Benefits of Getting to Work Early

Imagine- no wait for the copier By 9:00am you’re 6 expressos up on your co-workers Freak out the security guards- wear a ski mask and work in the dark Stand in any corner you want on the elevator No one will be there to beg you to turn down you … Continue reading

Murphy’s Laws On Work

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. You can go anywhere you want if … Continue reading

New Year’s Resolutions

As we all prepare to start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year’s Resolutions. I have faithfully made such resolutions in the past, and while I haven’t been able to keep all of them, I have tried my best to continue making … Continue reading

The Top 17 Signs You’ve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic

The Top 17 Signs You’ve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic 17> You loosen your tie, despite the dirty looks from the other accountants. 16> You brazenly blurt out the percentage of mouse feces and rat hair that the FDA allows in hotdogs. 15> Your perfect Elvis … Continue reading

A warm fuzzy

Taken from “Chicke Soup For The Soul”, a great book. Who You Are Makes A Difference… A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, … Continue reading