You know It’s Your Last Day At Work When …

You know it’s your last day at work when…. You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox. A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, “I waited on … Continue reading

Dilbert’s Laws of Work

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. You can go anywhere you want if … Continue reading

Things Todo at Work to Lessen Your Stress

Write hate mail (for those who are *really* stressed: Fax/email hate mail around the world) Tacks & rubber bands= bulletin board art (bonus: earn respect from co-workers who didn’t realize you had taste) Tap dance naked on the conference room table See if you can get everyone in your office … Continue reading

Workplace Sanity

How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document. Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but you didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling … Continue reading

Murphy’s Laws On Work

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. You can go anywhere you want if … Continue reading

The Top 17 Signs You’ve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic

The Top 17 Signs You’ve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic 17> You loosen your tie, despite the dirty looks from the other accountants. 16> You brazenly blurt out the percentage of mouse feces and rat hair that the FDA allows in hotdogs. 15> Your perfect Elvis … Continue reading

A warm fuzzy

Taken from “Chicke Soup For The Soul”, a great book. Who You Are Makes A Difference… A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, … Continue reading