serenity prayer

Lord, Grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change the Courage to change the things that I can, and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Government Contracting Definitions

CONTRACTOR — A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal. BID OPENING — A poker game in which the losing hand wins. BID — A wild guess carried out to two decimal places. LOW BIDDER — A contractor who is wondering what he left out of his bid. … Continue reading