Top 10 Ways To Kill Kenny McCormick

Ends up in the business end of a snowblower He gets kicked in the nuts by a velociraptor Cartman sits on him Three words: Spontaneous human combustion Chef mistakes his head for a tangerine Gets caught in the middle of an English soccer brawl Weird Genetic Engineer gives Kenny four … Continue reading

Remember the guy…

whose wife cut off his dick? Well… —————————————— I know that this is a painful subject, but us humans use different ways to cope with a tragedy. Most of the times it involves humor. Here are some limericks from Mike Royko’s column in the Baltimore Sun. There once was a … Continue reading

Top Ten Things Overheard At The Bobbitt Trial

10. “Who ordered the Diet Slice?” 9. “Could Your Honor instruct juror no. 4 to stop giggling?” 8. “Mr. Bobbitt, please rise” 7. “I paid $500 for this ticket, now deemed, I want to see Streisand sing!” 6. “What’s Andrew Giuliani doing here?” 5. “One million bucks. All you’ve gotta … Continue reading