Top 10 Predictions For The 1998 Major League Baseball Playoffs

Sandy Alomar will spit in John Hirschbeck’s face to keep the family tradition alive Jeffrey Mayer will be banned from any Game 6 for the Yankees MLB will lift the ban on Mayer when Steinbrenner signs him to a 15-day contract to play right field for “defensive purposes” Matt Karchner … Continue reading

In The News – Excerpts from the LA Times

In The News – Excerpts from the LA Times Includes Late Night Humor President Clinton is trying to sell his budget to a GOP Congress. Being a Democratic President these days is a lot like owning a cemetary. There are lots of people under you but nobody’s listening. President Clinton … Continue reading

Fishheads

Fishheads, Barnes and Barnes 1980 Fishheads fishheads, roly-poly fishheads. Fishheads fishheads, eat them up…YUM! Repeat chorus In the morning, laughing happy fishheads. In the evening, floating in the soup Repeat chorus Ask a fishhead anything you want to. They won’t answer, they can’t talk. Repeat chorus I took a fishhead … Continue reading