Top 10 Things I did on my 20th Birthday, April 27, 1998

Finished a bunch of Linear Algebra labs that Dr. Hall lovingly gave me as gifts Realized my dream of fighting in an ECW match Parachuted off the top of Hoyt Helped myself to the old VAX 11-785 Helped myself to some unused IP addresses Began my doctoral dissertation 😛 Tossed … Continue reading

Latest Darwin Award: Larry Walters

This story was clipped from the recent Darwin awards, which people get for doing something incredibly stupid.True stories. Here’s the winner: Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, as hard as you may find it to believe . … Continue reading

Business Joke

TEST YOUR BUSINESS SENSE – thanks to Pat Snider and Gary Guibor You are a major defense contractor, and you are building a gun for the Army that is supposed to be able to shoot down enemy planes. So far, the taxpayers have paid you nearly $2 billion for it, … Continue reading

50 Fun Things Todo in a Final That Doesn’t Matter

You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam, so: Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes … Continue reading