The Top 10 mistakes I made in Spain

Trying to sneak in three pounds of C4 in my backpack Pissing on the gate at the Royal Palace in Madrid Getting drunk and claiming Jose Maria Olazabal was a pansy Trying to say “Wednesday” (miercoles) and end up saying “shit” (mierda) Anonymously crank-calling the American Embassy to tell them … Continue reading

Another top ten

TOP TEN REASONS COLLEGE IS LIKE PRESCHOOL 10. You cry for your mother. 9. You cross the street without looking for cars. 8. Snack time is a necessity. 7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you do). … Continue reading