Cat – ASCII Art

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Fishtank – ASCII Art

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Elephant – ASCII Art

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Crossed Fingers – ASCII Art

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Rafiki – ASCII Art

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Mushroom – ASCII Art

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Scorpion – ASCII Art

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Hug – ASCII Art

*snuggle* *snuggle* *nuzzle* *nuzzle* *snuzzles* *snuggle* *snuggle* *nuzzle* *nuzzle* *nuzzle* *kiss* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *nuzzle*snuggle*hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug*nuzzle*snuggle* *hug* *hug* *hug* *snuggle* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *snuzzle* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* … Continue reading

Hershey’s Kiss – ASCII Art

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Shark – ASCII Art

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Eeyore – ASCII Art

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Eye – ASCII Art

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Lion – ASCII Art

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Smile – ASCII Art

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Tigger – ASCII Art

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Rock Music – ASCII Art

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Illusion – ASCII Art

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Not! – ASCII Art

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Snail – ASCII Art

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Homer – ASCII Art

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ASCII Art: Moon 2

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Top 10 People I Can Do Without On This Campus

Foot draggers (see West Hall) Anyone who calls the Help Desk with a simple problem and gives the entire 30 minute unabridged version of how it happened and all the circumstances surrounding it and what they were wearing at the time, etc. Guys who wear their girlfriends’ sorority letters The … Continue reading

Top 10 Diseases Popular At Westminster

Arner-Gollinger Syndrome (AR-NUR GAWL-IN-GUR) – Inability to stay off Keystone Equinexcremosis (EH-KWIN-EKS-CREH-MO-SIS) – Stepping on a road apple Cardioburgis (CAR-DEE-O-BUR-GHIS) – Heart tremors caused by too many TUB burgers Oculabilitis (AUCK-YOU-LAB-ILL-I-TIS) – Burnt retinas of those who sit in front of a Information Systems Lab computer too long Pescatosis (PES-KA-TOE-SIS) … Continue reading

Condom Joke

A (nationality-impaired) gentleman went to his local pharmacy to purchase some condoms. After browsing for a bit, he picked a package and took it up to the cash register. The clerk looked at the package and said “That will be $7.95 plus tax.” Our hero, a startled look coming over … Continue reading

Rabbi Playing Golf

The great Rabbi of a big city is a golf addict. He likes nothing like playing golf on a warm sunny afternoon. Unfortunately, on shabbat, he has to refrain himself. This is a big dilemma for his soul; the temptation to play golf, and the consciousness of doing wrong if … Continue reading