Top Condom Slogans (3 of 3)

Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle Can your knob then throb her swab Contain old Doug then clean her rug Cover your limb before you swim Retain your bailer then impail her Rope your dope then make some soap Net your salamander then make salad in her Cap your … Continue reading

Mug – ASCII Art

{ } } { { { } } } }{ { _{ }{ } }_ ( }{ }{ { ) |””———“”| | /”” | | _ | | / | | | |/ | | / / | | / | “T” “”———“”

Dino – ASCII Art

.-~~^-. .’ O (_____, `—-. `. _ _ ~- _ _ – ~ ~ – . ~-. `. / / `. | } | } `| / | / | / | / | /`- _ _ _| /.- ~ ^-. | / | / `. | | | | … Continue reading

Dr Seuss – ASCII Art

__________ __________/VVVVVVVVVV /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV| /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV/ /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV/ |VVVV^^^^^^^^^^^^ | | vvvvvv | vvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVVV/ |/VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV| |VVVVVVV^^^^^^^^^^ | |V/ | vvvvvvvvvvvvv| /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV /VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV____ |VVVVVVVV^^^^^^^^^^___________) |__|/ _____ //——– \xx/ | xx /%%%%/// __ __ \ _xxx %%%% / / / | / x%%%% ((0) ) ((0) ) | / #/|%%%% __/ __/ __ ______——- #/ … Continue reading

Unicorn – ASCII Art

,/ // ,// ___ /| |// `__/_ –(/|___/-/ |_-___ __-_`- /-/ . |_-___,-_____–/_)’ ) -_ / __ ( `( __`| `__| |) ) /(/| ,._____., ‘,–//-| | ‘ / / __. , / /,—| / / / _. `/`_/ _,’ | | | | ( ( | ,/’__/’/ | | … Continue reading

Painter – ASCII Art

______ _( )__ _( )_ (_ ArTe ) (_ AsCiI _) (__ _) (________) O o o _——Q– /~ ) <_____________ / / _ ))))))))) [] / ((((((((( |~~~| (____/’ )))))))))) | | ))))))))))))))))) | | | (((((((((((((((((( / | | | /~~———-/| // | _/ | |<===| ===] ||// … Continue reading

Cow – ASCII Art

/; ; __ \____// /{__/ `’____ ___ (o) (o } _____________________________/ :–‘ ,-,’`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ _ `__ ;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ ___(o’o) :: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,’@@( `====’ :: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: :: @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( ‘@@@’ ;; / /`, @@@@@@@@@ :@@@@@) ::/ ) {_—————-: :~`,~~; ;;’`; : ) : / … Continue reading

Bold Heart – ASCII Art

_____ _____ ,ad8PPPP88b, ,d88PPPP8ba, d8P” “Y8b, ,d8P” “Y8b dP’ “8a8″ `Yb 8( ” )8 I8 8I Yb, ,dP “8a, ,a8” “8a, ,a8” “Yba adP” `Y8a a8P’ `88, ,88′ “8b d8” “8b.d8” `Y8P’ “

Bird – ASCII Art

..-==””””==__ / Spread your tiny wings and fly away ___/ <0) And take the snow back with you _=”___ | Where it came from on that day =__ / | The one I love forever’s been untrue ~~_ /___ And if I could you know that I would “/ ,.=”~~~”==_””=__ … Continue reading

Music – ASCII Art

_ /. __—-__ | @@ . @@ . / . _____|_____________@@_____________________@@____________@@________/________ | / / | @@ @@ | @@ @@ | | | | _____|/___|_________|___@@_______@@__@@_|__|___@@__@@____|_____|___|_________| /| |/ @@ | | @@ @@ | | | | @@ | | | | ___/_|_____/___@@__|___|____@@__|___|__|__|___|___|_____|_____|___|_________| / /| / | | | | | … Continue reading

NIN Nine Inch Nails – ASCII Art

******** ****** ******* ****** ******* ********* ****** ******* ****** ******** ********** ****** ******* ****** ********* *********** ****** ******* ****** ********** ************ ****** ******* ****** *********** ************* ****** ******* ****** ************ ************** ****** ******* ****** ************* ****** ******** ****** ******* ****** ************** ****** ******** ****** ******* ****** ******** ****** ****** ******** … Continue reading

ASCII ART: Butterfly

` ‘ ;,,, ` ‘ ,,,; `Y888888bo. : : .od888888Y’ 8888888888b. : : .d8888888888 88888Y’ `Y8b. ` ‘ .d8Y’ `Y88888 j88888 .db. Yb. ‘ ‘ .dY .db. 88888k `888 Y88Y `b ( ) d’ Y88Y 888′ 888b ‘” ,’, “‘ d888 j888888bd8gf”‘ ‘:’ `”?g8bd888888k ‘Y’ .8′ d’ ‘b ‘8. ‘Y’ … Continue reading

Rose – ASCII Art

“M, .mM” IMIm ,mIM” ,MI:”IM,mIMm “IMmm, ,IM::::IM::IM, ,m” “IMMIMMIMm::IM:::::IM””==mm ,mIM” __ ,mIM::::::MIM:::::::IM::::mIMIM” ,mMIMIMIIMIMM::::::::mM::::::::IMIMIMIMMM” IMM:::::::::IMM::::::M::::::::IIM:::::::MM, “IMM::::::::::MM:::M:::::::IM:::::::::::IM, “IMm::::::::IMMM:::::::IM:::::::::::::IM, “Mm:::::::::IM::::::MM::::::::::::::::IM, IM:::::::::IM::::::MM::::::::::::::::::IM, MM::::::::IM:::::::IM::::::::::::::::::IM “IM::::::::IM:::::::IM:::::::::::::::::IM;. “IM::::::::MM::::::::IM::::::::::mmmIMMMMMMMm,. IM::::::::IM:::::::IM::::mIMIMM””””. .. “IMMMM “IM::::::::IM::::::mIMIMM””. . . . . .,mM” “M IMm:::::::IM::::IIMM” . . . . . ..,mMM” “IMMIMIMMIMM::IMM” . . . ._.,mMMMMM” ,IM”. . .”IMIM”. . . .,mMMMMMMMM” ,IM”. … Continue reading

Bear – ASCII Art

.,;;;;;;;,. ,;;;;;;;,/;;;; .,aa###########@a;;;;;/;;;,//;;; ..,,,.,aa##################@a;//;;;,//;;; ,;;;;;;;O#####OO##############OOO###a,/;;;;’ .;;//,;;;O####OOO##########OOO####OOO#####a’ .;;/,;;/;OO##OO#######################OOO####. ;;;/,;;//OO#######OOO###########OOO###########. `;;//,;,OOO#########OO#########OO##############. ;. “““OOO#####;;;;;;OO#####OO;;;;;;######O####. .;;, OOO###O;;’ ~`;##OOOOO##;’ ~`;;O#####OO### ;;;; , OOO##O;;;,.,;O#########O;,.,;;;O####OO###, `;;’ ,;; OOO##OO;;;;OOO(???????)OOO;;;;OO####OO###%, ` ;;; `OOO#####OOOO##?????/##OOOO#######O####%O@a ,`;’ `OOO####OOO######;######OOO###########%O###, ., `OO####OO”#####;#####”OO##########%oO###O#; ,;;;; .::::OO##OOOaaa###aaaOOO#######’,;OO##OOO##;, .;;” :::.OOaa`###OO#######OO###’::aOO.:;;OO###OO;::. ‘ .::.OO####O#::;;;;;;;;;;;;::O#O@OO.::::::::://:: .:::.O########O#O::;;;::O#OO#O###@OO.:;;;;;;;;//:, .:/;:.OO##########OO#OO#OO########@OO.:;;;;;;;;;//: .://;;.OO#############O#############@OO.:;;;;;;;;//:. ;//;;;;.O’//;;;;;;##################@OO.:;;;;;;;;//:.. ;//:;;;;:.//;;;;;;;;;#################@OO.:;;;;;;;;;//.. ;;//:;;;:://;;;;;;;;;################@OO.:/;;;;;;;;;//.. `;;;;;:::::::ooOOOoo#############@OOO.;;//;;;;;;;;;//.o, .;,,,.OOOOO###################@OOO.;;;//;;;;;;;;;;//;.OO, //;;.oO##################@OOO.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;//;.oO#O, //;;;;O##############@OOO=;;;;//;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;//;.oO##Oo //::;;O#########@OOOOO=;;;;;;;//;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;////;.oO####OO .n.n.n.n`;O########@OOOOO=;;;;;;;;;;///;;;;////////’;oO########OO .%%%%%%%%%,;;########@=;;;;=;;;;///////////////’:::::::::.a######@ /%%%%%%%%%%.;;;;””””=:://:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::://:.####@’ /%%%%%%%%%//.;’ =:://:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::://:.###@’ … Continue reading

Bat – ASCII Art

_-. .-_ _..-‘( )`-.._ ./’. ‘||\. (_/) .//||` .`. ./’.|’.’||||\|.. )-.-( ..|//||||`.`|.`. ./’..|’.|| |||||“““` ”””’/||||| ||.`|..`. ./’.||’.|||| ||||||||||||. .|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`. /’|||’.|||||| ||||||||||||{ }|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||` ‘.|||’.||||||| ||||||||||||{ }|||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.` ‘.||| ||||||||| |/’ “||/` ‘||/” `| ||||||||| |||.` |/’ ./’ `./ |/ /| ./’ `./ `| V V V }’ ` /’ … Continue reading

USA – ASCII Art

: ,&&&&.. ,,$$$$$$$$$, + .*.###### : + &&:.. ” ;$’ ‘$$$: /*.*.*.######+@### % : ”&&&&&.. $: $$$: //*.*.*&*######+@## .% % ‘&&&, $ ,,,,,$$: //######&######++@## %. ,%. | ,&&. ;$,,” ‘$$:’ //######&’ +@# .%. ,%:. &. ,&&… $’ ,:: /( ”%%%%%:” ‘&&&&&&&..’ | ,$’ ~~~~~~’

Heart – ASCII Art

oo$$$$$$$$$$$ooo ooo$$$$$$$oooo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo oo$$$$$$$o$$o$$”$$o$oo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o oo$$”$$”$$o$$$”$o$$$$”$$$o $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$”$$$$$$$$”$$$$$$$o$$$$o$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”$$$$$$$$o$$$o$$$$$$”$o$$$$$o$$”$$o$”$o$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$”$$$$$$$”$$$$$$$$o$$”$$”$$”$$$”$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$$”$$o$$$”$$$$$$”$$”$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”$$o$$$$o$$$$$”$o$$$$$”$$$$$o$$”$$$$$o$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”$$$$$$$$$”$$$”$o$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$”$$$”$o$”$ $$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$o$$”$$$$o$$$$”$” $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$o$$$$$”$o$$$”$$$$$$$o$$”$o$$” $$$$$$$$$”$$$$$$”$$$$$”$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$o$$o$$”$$$”$” “$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$o$$”$$”$$”$$$”$$ “$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$o$$$”$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$”$$” “$$$$”$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$$$o$$o$$o$$o$$$ “$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$$$o$$$$$$$o$$$$”$$$”$$”$” “$$$$$$$$$”$$$$$$$$o$$o$$$$o$$$$$$$$” “$$$$”$$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$”$$$$$o$$o” “$$$$$$$$$$$”$o$$$o$$$$$$o$$$ “$$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$”$$o$$$ “$$o$$$$$$”$$o$$$$$$” “$$$$”$$$$$$$$”$” $$$$$$”$$o$”” “$$$$$$” “”$

Ascii Art: Flower (Rose)

. .’ :`…’ `.,’ ‘ `. ‘ .**. ; ; ‘: ` “:`****,’ .’ : ..::. “**”:.” `. .: `: ; `,’ : `: ` : ; : : : ; : : : .: : : :..,’ “::. `….:..’ ..:;” .: . …:::: ,””’“::::::: `:::: `::. `:: . ,. … Continue reading

Hershey Kiss – ASCII Art

___ ,.-‘Y _^-, ,.-‘^H E ,-^ ^-, ,.-‘^ R S ,.-^ | H E ,.-^ k ,.-^ i ss kis skiss kissk isskiss kisskisskis skisskisskisski sskisskisskisskissk isskisskisskisskisskiss kisskisskisskisskisskisskis skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss

Hug – ASCII Art

_________________ {HHHHHH} {HHHHHH} _|GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG|_ {HHHHHH} {HHHHHH} _|GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG| {HHHHHH} {HHHHHH} |GGGGGGGG| |GGGGG| {HHHHHH} {HHHHHH} |GGGGGGGG| |GGGGG| {HHHHHH} uu{HHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| ~~~~~~~ {HHHHHH} uu{HHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| {HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| {HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| {HHHHHH} uu{HHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| {HHHHHH} uu{HHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| __________ {HHHHHH} uu{HHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| |GGGGGGGGG| {HHHHHH} uu{HHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| |GGGGGGGGG| {HHHHHH} uu{HHHHHH}uuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGG| |GGGGGG| {HHHHHH} u{HHHHHH}uuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGGGG|______|GGGGGG| {HHHHHH} {HHHHHH}uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG| … Continue reading

Cat – ASCII Art

.. .:’d :`u`: … ‘`’+$$> :`3$$u:::::::::::::::::.^~ :: @$$$