The Night of Tax Day

THE NIGHT OF TAX DAY ‘Twas the night of Tax Day… And all thru the house, Every creature was whirring, Even the mouse. The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care, In certainty Saint Silicon soon would be there. The chips were nestled All snug in their sockets, … Continue reading

You seen this yet? A little pre- final inspiration.

And it came to pass. Early in the morning, toward the last day of the semester. There arose a great multitude, smiting the books and wailing, And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, For the day of judgement was at hand. And they were afraid, for they had … Continue reading

Smurf; Biological Reproduction and Cultural Development

One of the great mysteries that has puzzled men and women of the current 15-25 year-old generation is the riddle of the smurfs. Where exactly did they come from? How on earth do they reproduce? Where did Papa Smurf come from? Is smucking a real smurf cultural event? Here, after … Continue reading

The Great Budget Debate

The country was in a terrible state, when field arose in the budget debate. it was quite a few minutes before he spoke, and he said sex will cost two dollars a poke. when he assured, long, thin or thick, tax will be paid on the size of your dick. … Continue reading

T’was the Night Before Finals

And it came to pass. Early in the morning, toward the last day of the semester. There arose a great multitude, smiting the books and wailing, And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, For the day of judgement was at hand. And they were afraid, for they had … Continue reading