100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

Never Say Never, Again

Never interrupt an enemy while he’s making a mistake – Napoleon Bonaparte Never must we dispair, never must we give in, but we must face facts and draw true conclusions from them. – Winston Churchill Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth. – Benjamin … Continue reading

Beer vs. women (more)

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN 1. You can enjoy a beer any day of the month. 2. You can have two (or more) different beers the same night (or even at the same time) and no one will complain. 3. You can finish with a beer in as … Continue reading