the Bible

I’ve noticed the discussion of God’s name the last two days. One alleged God’s name is *Andy* (“Andy walks with me; Andy talks with me”), another that it is *Howard* (“Howard be thy name”). Anybody wanna vote for *Invain*? Those are the suggestions of unenlightened minds, hardly PC. Actually, her … Continue reading

2000.9999 a Pentium Odd-Essay

Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL… Open the pod bay door, please, Hal… Hal, do you read me? Affirmative, Dave. I read you. Then open the pod bay doors, HAL. I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect … Continue reading

Job interview for the railroad

Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realised that 2 trains were heading for each other on the same track?” Andy says,”I would … Continue reading

50 Fun Things Todo in a Final That Doesn’t Matter

You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam, so: Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes … Continue reading