Top 10 New Slogans For ValueJet Airlines

Safety inspections…we don’t need no stinkin’ safety inspections. We cut back on maintenance so we can pass the savings along to you. The official airline of the Hemlock Society. Experience the Everglades up close. Our pilots are younger than our planes. Our fares are almost as low as our cruising … Continue reading

things that you don’t want to here on an airlpane

THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO OVERHEAR OVER AN AIRLINE P.A. SYSTEM 1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices… 2. Hey folks, we’re going to play a little game … Continue reading