1.If you meet a woman, and you like her, then she…
-has a boyfriend
-is a lesbian
-has many friends she prefers to you
-doesn’t notice you’re there
2.If a girl likes you, then you won’t know before she has lost her interest
in you and it is impossible to get her back.
3.If you meet a girl who likes you, and you like her, and she doesn’t have a
boyfriend, then she will have one within the week, and it isn’t you.
4.The only way to win a girl is to take her love for granted (if you keep
questioning it, she’ll get tired of you).
5.If you take love for granted, everything will just go to hell.
6.If you don’t have a girlfriend, there’s always someone to remind you
7.If you know a girl, date her, etc. etc. and in the end tell her that you
love her, you won’t hear from her again for the rest of your life.
8.About who picks you up:
-If you’re heterosexual, then homosexuals will try to pick you up.
-If you’re homosexual, then heterosexuals will try to pick you up.
-If you’re bi-sexual, then noone will try to pick you up.
9.If you have a friend who knows a girl who is desperately looking for a boy,
he’ll splice her with someone else.
10.About finding love:
-If you hope that you have found love, you’ll get very disappointed.
-If you think that you have found love, you’re wrong.
-If you know that you have found love, you have been misinformed.
-If you have found love, you won’t know about it before it is lost.
11.There’s always someone who is happy for his/her entire life, and it isn’t
12.If you both love something, she’ll hate it next week.
-If you don’t have anything to lose, you won’t win.
-If you have something to lose, you’ll lose it.
-If you don’t have anything to win, you’ll win so that you can lose
14.If she’s having a good time, it’s not because of you.
-If she didn’t say anything, she’ll bring her boyfriend she never told
-If she arrives with her girlfriend, it’s because she wants some kind of
protection, not to put the two of you together.
-If she comes alone, it’s because she looks at you as a friend, and
there isn’t a chance in the world you’ll ever be more than a friend.