Reasons Why Cucumbers are Better than Beer
Cucumbers won’t give you a hangover.
Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Your wife won’t complain as much about you sitting around all day
watching TV and eating cucumbers.
You can grow your own cucumbers without buying lots of equipment.
Your wife won’t complain that your breath stinks of cucumbers.
You can eat as many cucumbers as you like, and drive home later.
You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.
Having your face slashed with a cucumber doesn’t hurt (much).
You can eat the whole cucumber, skin ‘n’ all.
A cucumber won’t shatter if you drop it on the ground.
You can shake up a cucumber, and it won’t explode when you bite it.
You don’t have to worry about getting cucumber stains on your clothes.
[The cucumbers seem to take it on numbers. So why do we prefer beer?]