Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Cucumbers

Reasons Why Beer is Better than Cucumbers
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You can’t get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.

Beer bottles don’t get sprayed with pesticides

Beer bottles don’t shrivel up and grow mouldy if you leave
them in the fridge for a month.

Beer is always in season.

Beer removes unsightly flab and wrinkles — on the person
you’re looking at, if you drink enough of it 😉

Eating cucumbers to forget doesn’t work.

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