Quotes By Women

I feel convinced that a girl would never let herself be brought to the altar, no, she would probably refuse completely, if she knew *everything*… — Queen Victoria

I married below my standards – all women do. — Nancy Astor

You meet a lot of smart guys with stupid wives, but you almost never meet a smart woman with a stupid husband. — Erica Jong

The quickest way for a parent to get the children’s attention is to sit down and look like you’re comfortable. — Lane Olinghouse

It is not given for anyone to know how long they have left to live, but I fear to leave this world without one single member of the family knowing how to replace a roll of toilet paper. — Emma Bombeck

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. — Unknown

My husband and I have devised an excellent system when it comes to housework. None of us do it. — Dottie Archibald

There are indeed not as many really wealthy men in the world as there are beautiful women who deserve to have them. – Jane Austen

At school I learned that money isn’t everything, and that the most important thing is to be nice. When my mother found out I immediately had to change school. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would get married again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the wedding, and guarantee that he would be dead within a year. — Bette Davis

A poor person who’s unhappy is better off than a rich person who’s unhappy. She thinks money would have helped. — Joan Kerr

Our congressmen are the finest collection of men money can buy. — Mary Amsterdam

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