Orange Penis

A man goes to the doctor’s office because his penis is orange. The doctor runs a battery of tests on the patient to determine the cause of his miss-coloured member. After all these tests, no medical reason for the discolouration can be found. The doctor explains this to the patient. Then he asks the patient about his daily habits, trying to get a clue about his orange coloured penis.
What about work? Do you work with chemicals or something?” asks the doctor.
No” replies the man, “I lost my job about 8 months ago.
Then what do you do all day?” says the doctor.
Well, I usually just sit around the apartment watching porno flicks and eating Cheetos.

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