OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN

25 REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

1. You can enjoy a beer anytime of the month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don’t have to wine and dine beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while
you play football with the guys.
5. When a beer is flat you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
——> 7. HANGOVERS GO AWAY!
8. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
13. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer
on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer always goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn’t demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn’t care when you cum.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you won’t have to pay alimony.

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