Offensive Chinese Food Menu

Fresh Every 2 7 Days
PEE YU PLATTER Clothes Pins Extra

HOO FLUNG POO Napkins & Raincoats Provided

SUC SUM TIT Children’s Special

YUNG POON TANG No Take Out Orders Accepted

LUNCHEON SPECIALS

SUM YUNG CHICK [$6 99] Different and Delicious

WON HUNG LO [$6 99] Chinese Meatballs

SUM DUM FUC [$9 69] Same – #1 But With Extra Sauce

CHU SUM TWAT [$16 99] Dinner – Parties Of 3 Or More

SUC MI PORK [$9 69] Chef’s Special

FUC YU MAN [$6 69] Specialty Of The House

DINNER COMBINATIONS Includes Smeg Roll & Fortune Nookie

  1. GOO IN HAND [$9 69] For Those Dining Alone
  2. GOO WEE CHICK [$6 99] Sloppy Seconds – No Charge
  3. CUM TU SOON [$6 99] Order Early – These Go Fast
  4. SUC MI WANG [$6 99] Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
  5. SUM DUM CHICK [$4 99] You Get What You Pay For
  6. FUC MEI SLO [$6 69] Not Available After 10PM
  7. LIK MI CLIT [$6 99] A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicacy
  8. CHO KON IT [$9 99] Not For The Light Throated
  9. FUC SUM NOW [$6 99] For Those In A Hurry
  10. WAI TU YUNG [$4 99] Not Available On School Nights
  11. TUNG SUM CHICK [$8 99] A Taste Bud Tingler
  12. SUM GULP CUM [$9 69] Low-Cal Diet Special
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