Non-Religious-isms

Here are a few interesting views on politics:

  • Communisim: If you have two cows you give both cows to the government, and then the government sells you some of the milk.
  • Socialism: If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government and then the government gives you some of the milk.
  • Fascism: If you have two cows, you milk both of them and give the government half of the milk.
  • Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and takes both cows.
    New Dealism:If you have two cows, you kill one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain.
  • Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one cow and buy a bull.
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