The 23rd Qualm
Bill Clinton is my shepherd that I do not want.
He maketh many lies about green pastures; He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth no faith: he leadeth me in the path of covetousness for His
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt, I will fear much
evil; for He is with me; Hillary’s Rod and her staff won’t insure me.
He preparest a tax table before me to give presents to mine enemies; He
annointest my wages with withholding; my expense runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and need shall follow me all the days of His administration;
and I will dwell in a subsidized HUD house for ever.