life of an egg (might be slightly offensive to some)

So you think your life is bad…
Just think how bad the life of an egg is…

You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
It takes two minutes to get soft.
You have to share a box with eleven other guys.
And the only chick to sit on your face was your mom.

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