Life Lessons

I’ve learned that …

  • whining doesn’t solve problems. –Age 10
  • I should never let my little brother take me for a ride in the golf cart. –Age 11
  • your “I can” is more important than your “IQ.” –Age 14
  • you don’t know the value of a dollar until you’ve earned it yourself. –Age 17
  • I drive faster when a good song comes on the radio. –Age 22
  • when you are in love, it shows. –Age 28
  • when your wife simply answers “Nothing” when you ask what’s wrong, you’re in deep trouble. –Age 37
  • having three teen-aged sons at the same time in the same household is as close to temporary insanity as I ever want to be. –Age 39
  • of all the bad four-letter words, DIET is the worst. –Age 54
  • a kindness given to one person is contagious and will be passed along. –Age 55
  • you should never take your teeth out while flushing the commode. –Age 72
  • if you pray for your enemies, you will stop hating them. –Age 74
  • I wouldn’t feel 85 years old if I didn’t look in the mirror. –Age 85
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