How To Recognize Drivers By Their License Plates.

An FYI Guide. How to Identify the Driver’s Home:

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone in lap,
brick on accelerator: California*
* with gun also in lap: L.A.

Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching
pedestrians cross against the light: San Francisco

One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on
the dash board, Lap top on top of the Dashboard, left foot tapping,
right foot on the accelerator, head bobbing from side
to side: Silicon Valley, listening to KEZR

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in Boston.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in
lap, foot on brake, mind on Win95 GUI: Seattle

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from
their own or another’s car: Colorado

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand
waving a gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a
careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able
to come back and pick up any bullets that didn’t hit other
motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting
a car with New York plates.

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