How do they do it ?

  • Anthropologists do it with culture.
  • Archeologists do it with mummies.
  • Architects do it late.
  • Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.
  • Bayseians probably do it.
  • Boy Scouts do it in the woods.
  • C++ programmers do it with class.
  • C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects.
  • Carpenters do it tongue in groove.
  • Chemists do it in the fume hood.
  • Chemists do it in test tubes.
  • Chess players mate better.
  • City Planners do it with their eyes shut.
  • Computer Operators do it upon mount requests.
  • Deprogrammers do it with sects.
  • Economists do it with indifference.
  • Electricians do it until it Hertz!
  • Engineers do it with precision.
  • Entomologists do it with insects.
  • Evangelists do it with Him watching.
  • Firemen do it wearing rubber.
  • Firemen do it with a big hose.
  • Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet!
  • Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger.
  • Hypertrichologists do it with intensity.
  • Lawyers do it in their briefs.
  • Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs
  • Lisp programmers have to stop and collect garbage.
  • Magicians do it with mirrors.
  • Mathematicians do it in theory.
  • Metallurgists are screw’n’edge.
  • Moonies do it within sects.
  • Multitaskers do it Everywhere: Concurrently!
  • Nuns do it out of habit.
  • Philosophers think about doing it.
  • Photographers do it in the dark.
  • Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time.
  • Physicists do it like Einstein.
  • Physicists do it with charm.
  • Physicists do it with large expensive machinery.
  • Physicists do it with the help of an absolute Bohr (ouch!).
  • Politicians do it with everyone.
  • Popes do it in the woods.
  • Programmers do it all night.
  • Quantum mechanics do it in leaps.
  • RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second.
  • Scuba divers do it deeper.
  • Shakespearean scholars do it… or don’t do it, that is the question….
  • Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
  • Sociologists do it with class.
  • Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
  • Statisticians probably do it.
  • Systems programmers keep it up longer.
  • Typographers do it with tight kerning.
  • Usenet freaks do it with hard drives!
  • Vicars do it with amazing grace.
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