Have you ever heard of DOOM?

You Play Too Much DOOM, When…

  • You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left.
  • You try to pull out your BFG9000 after someone cuts you off on your way to work…
  • You keep trying to pick things up by walking over them..
  • You eat the blue and green balls off the christmas tree
  • You feel lousy and look down for the status bar
  • You grab your kid’s backpack and can’t believe its empty!?
  • Your desk at work is piled with paper because you refuse get too close to the recycle barrel.
  • The only way your wife can get your attention is to throw tomatoes at you.
  • Your PC boots straight into DOOM unless you press a key.
  • Your desk is wearing away right in front of the arrow keys!
  • You know for sure you’ve played to much when you try to look around the edges of your screen for the cyberdemon that got away.
  • You back-up your DOOM files daily.
  • You try to double click on every door in the house.
  • You use the alarm clock to tell you when to GO to bed.
  • Your seat cushion doesn’t return to normal upright position.
  • You dress up as your favourite DOOM character for Halloween (and your friends still know who you are).
  • You will try to turn to get out of chair by moving the trackball in that direction before you stand up.
  • You won’t go into rooms with a red carpet …..
  • You expect every door to open up not in. (this can be quite painful sometimes)
  • You throw open the door to your house, jump backwards, and shoot your mailman.
  • When on your way to work you scan the streets for medkits and ammo.
  • Going to sleep you open the bedroom’s door and instead of turning lights on, you fire a missile into the room.
  • Going into a room or getting off an elevator, you run in and out quickly to see what follows you out.
  • You don’t worry so much about getting hurt, since you’ll probably pick up one of those blue spheres somewhere.
  • Watching someone come out of an elevator makes your mouse finger twitch.
  • You start side-stepping into rooms.
  • You push on walls, as you walk down the hall looking for secret entrances.
  • You reach for your chainsaw when your wife’s cold gives her the sniffles.
  • You instinctively target trash cans while walking around campus/work.
  • You look for sniper spots above you when getting in an elevator.
  • You can’t stop squinting as you walk around your house.
  • You think you can actually walk through walls.
  • The border and status area are burned into your monitor.
  • You know ALL the ID codes by heart.
  • You find jokes about playing too much DOOM funny.
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