- Instead of an allowance, you get a slush fund
- Can tell the other kids, “My Dad’s Secret Service agents can kick your dad’s ass”
- “Uncle Al” Gore always has lots of free time to play
- You can finally stop working in Kathie Lee’s sweatshop
- Get to hang out with all those pretty “aunts” that Dad keeps bringing by the White House
- Pillow fights with George Stephanopolous
- Even if you can’t live up to your Father the President, you can always look down on the loser, Uncle Roger
- Great new excuse: “Mom accidentally shredded my homework”
- If you get caught smoking pot, just tell Dad you didn’t inhale — what’s he gonna say?
- Every night is McDonald’s night!
Good Things About Getting Adopted by the Clintons
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