God Rest Ye Unitarians

GOD REST YE UNITARIANS
(Author Unknown)

1. God rest ye, Unitarians,
Let nothing you dismay!
Remember that there is no proof
There was a Christmas Day
For Christmas really started as
A pagan holiday.

Oh, glad tidings of reason and fact,
Reason and fact.
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

2. No wise men traveled from the East,
The journey’s far too long.
There were no shepherds in the fields,
The time of year’s all wrong;
We don’t believe in angels;
That rules out the angels’ song!

(Chorus)

3. We’re too sophisticated to
Believe in tales so old.
We know that human avarice means
Too much bought and sold;
We only celebrate because
This season is so cold.

(Chorus)

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