Girl and Boy Talk

What girls say …what they mean
Can’t we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I just need some space …without you in it
Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress? We haven’t had a fight in a while
No, pizza’s fine Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as) a boy- friend
I don’t know; what do you want to do? I can’t believe that you have nothing planned
Come here My puppy does this too
I like you but… I don’t like you
You never listen You never listen
We’re moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
I’ll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch
Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I’m just going out with the girls. We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
There’s no one else I am doing your brother
Size doesn’t count… unless I want an orgasm
What guys say… …What they mean…
It is just orange juice, try it 3 more shots, and she’ll have her legs around my head.
She’s kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue
I don’t know if I like her She won’t blow me
I need you My hand is tired
I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all week.
I really want to get to know you better …so I can tell my friends about it
How do I compare with all your Other boyfriends? Is my penis really that small?
You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about You are the only girl who has not rejected me
I want you back …for tonight anyway
We’ve been through so much together If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity
I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance right now Shoot! She’ll know that I have a hard-on
The break-up should not start for another 24 hours I want to have sex a few more times
I am different from all the other guys I am not circumcised
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