>From the Internet, witty insults to hurl at your enemies and…your enemies!
If you don’t want to give people a bad name you will have your children
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would
Even your best friend cheats you and lies to you, and that’s the best friend
you can get.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstarted by the fact that
someone was willing to father you.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your
face, that’s the only way they could.
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all
I’m very carefull of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put
as much vituperation in them as possible.
I don’t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by
childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and
broke the cement.
In the next life you’ll blaze a way for us.
You are master in your own house – the doghouse!
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn’t say hello, I’d say boo!
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for
other people because they have to look at you.
Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.
I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances
but you are REALLY ugly.
I’ve hated your looks from the start they gave me.