Elderly Man

A ninety year old man is sitting on a park bench crying. The police drive by
and see him. They stop to see what is wrong.

Police: “What’s wrong?”
Elderly Man: “I’m married to a twenty year old woman.” (Continues to cry)
Police: “Sir, that’s nothing to cry about, you should be happy.”
Elderly man: “You don’t understand..(tears continue to flow)..she wants to
have sex every morning and sex every evening.” (Crying becomes more
intense).
Police: “That’s every man’s dream….so why are you crying?”
Elderly man: (Crying becomes uncontrollable) “I can’t find my way home!!!”

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