drunk jokes

A couple of drunks are sitting at a bar on the 10th story of a building. One
says, “See that window over there? Well, if you were to jump out that window,
the air pressure rising from the city’s activity would keep you from hitting
the ground. If there’s enough activity in the city, not only won’t you hit the
ground, but you’ll also fly back up to the window.”
The 2nd drunk says, “You’re full of it! What do you take me for?”
First drunk, “Here. I’ll show you.”
He goes over to the window and jumps out. Seconds later, he rises back up to
the window ledge and comes back in the bar.
“See? Now you try it. It’s fun.”
The second drunk can’t believe it. He reaches over and pats his friend to
make sure he’s real. Then he says to the bartender, “By god he’s right. I’m
gonna do it!” He walks over to the window, climbs out on the ledge and jumps.
As soon as he’s falling, he starts screaming. Just as he hits the ground ten
stories below, the bartender turns to the first drunk and says, “Clark Kent,
you sure are a mean drunk.”
Two drunks are sitting at a bar, getting wasted. There’s a dog over in the
corner licking and licking his crotch like there’s no tomorrow.
The first drunk points to the dog and says, “Boy, I sure wish I could do
And the second drunk says, “I bet if you ask that dog real nice, he’d let

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