Two cops were assigned to the local schools. Their job was to get the students to sign a pledge not to do drugs. After about two weeks their supervisor called them into his office.
Why? he asked Do you have such a difference in success? Cop 1 is only signing half the students he talks to, but Cop 2 is signing almost all of them! So What is your technique.
Well says Cop-1. I show them a dime and a quarter. Then I tell them the quarter is their brain and the dime is their brain on Drugs; about 47% get the point.
What I do says Cop-2.
I show them a dime; I say this is your asshole.
Then I show them a quarter; I say this is your asshole after Jail.
About 98% get the point.