Dating “Don’ts” For Guys

There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date…

  • “Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?”
  • “I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.”
  • “No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it’s not good to mix alcohol and penicillin.”
  • “I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you.”
  • “People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.”
  • “I used to come here all the time with my ex.”
  • “I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn’t hurt to consider it.”
  • “Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn’t hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.”
  • “I like clay. It’s mushy.”
  • “I really feel that I’ve grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn’t have given someone like you a second look.”
  • “And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.”
  • “I know you said you don’t eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.”
  • “It’s been tough, but I’ve come to accept that most people I date just won’t be as smart as I am.”
  • “Dropping my pants just scared them. But when my underwear hit the ground… Man! I never knew Jehovah’s Witnesses could run that fast.”
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