Condom Joke

A (nationality-impaired) gentleman went to his local pharmacy to purchase some condoms. After browsing for a bit, he picked a package and took it up to the cash register.

The clerk looked at the package and said “That will be $7.95 plus tax.

Our hero, a startled look coming over his face, stammered “T-T-Tacks?! I thought these things stayed on by themselves!

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