Computer Jokes

Yet another collection of jokes. (Nothing to do with me.) What’s the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman? The used-car salesman KNOWS when he’s lying. How many computer technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to do it and one to tell … Continue reading

Long-Life

The grand old man at the home was celebrating his 110th birthday and the reporter asked him: “Tell me, what do you think is the reason for your long life?” The old man thought for a while, and then said: “I suppose it’s because i was born such a long … Continue reading

honey

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footprints

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reaper

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scooby

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gun

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frog1

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flower8

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Buying Cars

Luckily, we live in a country where cars are fairly inexpensive; where your average Joe Bloggs can, for just a few dollars, look at a car way out of his price bracket and pretend that he’s a genuine customer. There are three generally accepted practices for purchasing a car; the … Continue reading