An auto dealer, facing bankruptcy, was walking along a beach when he kicked a bottle and out popped a genie.
“Thanks for setting me free, ” said the genie. “To show my appreciation, I’ll grant you one wish.”
“Okay,” said the auto dealer, “I want to be the only foreign car dealer in a major metropolitan market.”
“Done!” cried the genie.
Immediately, the dealer found himself in a glass-walled office looking out over a major city. “Quick,” he said to his secretary, “tell me who I am.”
“You’re the only Cadillac dealer in downtown Tokyo,” said the secretary.