Calvin and Hobbes quotes

*”If something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.”*

“Who wouldn’t be interested in everything we do?!”

“You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude.”

“You know you’ll hate something when they won’t tell you what it is.”

“I flunked a test today, but I don’t mind.”

*”It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”*

“The world isn’t fair, Calvin.”
“I know, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?”

*”I’ve been thinking, Hobbes.”
“On a weekend?”
“Well, it wasn’t on purpose….”*

*”As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.”*

“This one’s tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen …”

“I don’t need to study! I don’t need to learn!”

“I can always get by on my good looks and charm!”

*”Homework, I command thee, BE DONE!”*

“Childhood is short and maturity is forever.”

*”What do they think I am, an engineer?”*

“Somehow I imagined this experience would be more rewarding.”

“I don’t DO math anymore. I decided I’m more of a visual person.”
“Visualize being the only 45-year-old in the first grade.”

“I’d explain it, but there’s a lot of math.”

*”OK, so I was wrong for once in my life! Shut up.”*

“I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”

“Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you’re just a reflection of him?”

*”You can present the material, but you can’t make me care.”*

*”From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.”*

*”I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.”*

“One more nostalgic part of childhood goes THBPPTH.”

“It’s that moment of dawning comprehension I live for.”

*”I could be doing my homework now.”*

“I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.”

*”Reality continues to ruin my life.”*

“I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.”

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