WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. You can enjoy a beer any day of the month.
2. You can have two (or more) different beers the same night
(or even at the same time) and no one will complain.
3. You can finish with a beer in as much or as little time as you
like. You can even stop halfway through without having to
4. Compared to a woman, beer actually tastes good.
5. (Best of all) A beer will never come at you will a fillet knife
after you’ve done with it and are sleeping it off.