Acronyms

  • ISDN It Still Does Nothing
  • APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
  • SCSI System Can’t See It
  • DOS Defective Operating System
  • BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
  • IBM I Blame Microsoft
  • DEC Do Expect Cuts
  • CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
  • OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
  • WWW World Wide Wait
  • MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
  • PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
  • COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
  • AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
  • LISP Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
  • MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  • WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
  • MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
  • ATM Another Technical Mistake
  • FDDI Fuckin’ Dickheads Designed It
  • ADA American Defense Atrocity
  • HP Headache Producer
  • SUN Save Users Now!
  • SGI Seymour Gave In [Seymour Cray]
  • LINUX Linus’s INoperable Unix eXcuse
  • BSDI Bill Sucks Dick Interminally
  • MAC Mindlessly Acting Computer
  • NeXT Never Even eXperienced Trials
  • ODBC Odiously (or Obviously) Designed By Committee
  • APL A Programming Languish
  • PERL Programming Entirely Redundant Lists
  • AWK Another Weird Kludge
  • NT Neanderthal Technology
  • PASCAL Particularly Asinine, Sorry, Cruddy, Atrophied Languag
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