A New Twist on Some Old Adages

A fool and his money…
…bought Windows 95.
…will soon have a large AOL bill.
…are fun to go out with.

All’s fair in love and…
…Beltway traffic.
…chocolate.

To err is human, to forgive…
…is O.J.’s jurors.

If at first you don’t succeed…
…hire someone who can.

‘Tis better to have loved and lost…
…than to sit naked on an anthill covered with honey.

When in Rome…
…don’t drive on the right side.

Too many cooks…
…less for me to do.

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