A little humor…


The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can’t buy happiness…But it sure makes misery easier to live with..

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bullshit before.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If
they’re OK, you’re it.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.

Paul’s Law: You can’t fall off the floor.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
average man can see better than he can think.

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel
happy to be on your way.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you
left them to where you can’t find them.

Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will
not be evenly distributed.

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