C>DUR Command not found. Try retyping.
C>DUR I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR?
C>DUR C>DUR C>DUR C>DUR C>DUR (Eventually you realise nothing is actually happening, or not as the case may be..)
C>DUR Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT so that's what I'll do.
C>DUR Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.
C>DUR I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was my fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.
C>DUR Well, well, well. Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual I don't think.
C>DUR Sod off C>DIR Sod off
C>DUR No C>DOR Nope C>HELP No C>PLEASE Not unless you give me a 200Mb hard disk to live on. C>BASTARD Abuse will get you nowhere.
C>DUR What makes you say that? C>A TYPING MISTAKE How long have you been making these mistakes? C>BANANAS Do you like bananas? C>I LOVE THEM Why did you bring up the subject of love? (....and so on)
May I help you please? C>DUR I'm sorry, but that command is not available at this time. Have a nice day. C>DIR Will that be an MS-DOS directory? C>YES To read here, or for printout to take away? C>HERE Thank you. Have a nice day. (...several minutes later) No files on disk. Thank you. Please ask again. Have a nice day.
C>DUR Don't bother me with trivial requests, I'm busy.